I Became the Empress Dowager with a Shopping Mall

(No CP, a supermarket that automatically restocks, absurd humor) Zhilan, a modern young woman who fears marriage and childbirth, chokes to death on a sunflower seed while sampling food at the mall. She wakes up in a bed in ancient times, with a man beside her crying his eyes out. What? You say he’s my son? What? The child’s father just died? What? I’m the Empress Dowager? What? The mall came with me? What? There’s a System, too? The System isn’t important. System… Once she comes to her senses, Zhilan happily settles into a leisurely life in the imperial harem. What, you ask if being Empress Dowager is fun? Zhilan: It’s great, except for this annoying little System that keeps making me do quests. Never mind, I can ignore it. System… And then there’s my clingy mama’s boy. Emperor… Being Empress Dowager is absolutely fantastic!!!!