Three Kingdoms: How Can I, Han Fu, Die Such a Pathetic Death?

Han Fu is preparing to kill himself in the toilet when the stench knocks him dead.

When he opens his eyes again, he's a changed man, determined to shed his reputation as a cowardly loser.

Han Fu sweeps up Cao Cao's Qingzhou Yellow Turbans and recruits Dian Wei from under his nose.

He also takes Cao Cao's Mrs. Du and Mrs. Zou.

Cheng Yu, Xi Zhicai, Guo Jia, and Jia Xu are all kidnapped by Han Fu.

Only one of the Five Tiger Generals remains with Cao Cao; Han Fu has snatched up the rest one by one.

Even Cao Cao's strategy of holding the emperor hostage to command the lords is beaten to the punch by Han Fu.