From the Start, I’m Assigned Youzhou, Then Quietly Make a Fortune

I'm a chemistry master's graduate who transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms. I became a governor in Liaodong, far from the Central Plains. I don't have grand ambitions. I just want to sell toilet paper and sanitary pads. I don't like war, and I never train troops. I just want to open some entertainment venues. First, I'll make concrete and build houses, then put in a plastic running track for exercise. I'll improve gunpowder just to make fireworks and impress girls. I'll go on the occasional great voyage, too. Cao Cao is my distributor. I also helped Yuan Shao wipe out the eunuchs. I helped Emperor Ling introduce the imperial examination system. I sell fish oil supplements in Luoyang. I invented porcelain and bicycles ahead of their time. I train construction crews to build cement walls and gun towers for the warlords. You fight your wars. I'll cheer you on! You can handle all the killing and fighting. Me? Heh, quietly making a fortune is much more fun!