Honghuang: My Disciples Misread the Analects as a Manual for Beating People

Name: Honghuang: My Disciples Misread the Analects as a Manual for Beating People
Author: Your God Has Returned

洪荒：我的论语被弟子误解成抡语

by Your God Has Returned (你们的神回来了)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 238k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hilarious + Invincible + Punchline Confucianism + Mastermind Boss]

Zhou Yuan transmigrates to the Primordial World and activates the Preaching System. As long as he spreads the Dao, he gets rewards.

At the thought of this, he immediately decides to teach Confucianism and the Analects.

But he never expected his disciples to misunderstand his Analects as “Punchy Sayings”!

“The Analects? Punchy Sayings are the real deal! Is Master trying to lay down the law for the Primordial World?”

“Master said: ‘If you’ve come, make yourself at home.’ Since you’ve come here, you might as well get comfortable being buried here!”

“‘If you hear the Dao in the morning, you can die content in the evening’? If you find out where I live this morning, you’ll be dead by tonight!”

“‘Win people over with virtue’? Our teacher’s sword is named Virtue.”

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