Three Kingdoms: Isn’t It Perfectly Reasonable for Me, a Fake Eunuch, to Woo Diao Chan?

Name: Three Kingdoms: Isn’t It Perfectly Reasonable for Me, a Fake Eunuch, to Woo Diao Chan?
Author: Pluck Stars and Fish for the Moon

三国：我假太监攻略貂蝉很合理吧

by Pluck Stars and Fish for the Moon (摘星钓月)

Status: Completed
Length: 336k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Alternate Three Kingdoms + Beauties + Fake Eunuch]

Ye Ziqing opened his eyes and found himself transmigrated into the body of a little eunuch in Dong Zhuo's harem.

He reached down to check and, thankfully, he was still a real man!

From the start, he obtained the Ultimate Eunuch System and cured a palace consort's lupus, saving himself from execution.

From then on, Ye Ziqing became the imperial palace's miracle-working physician, skilled in both treating illnesses and refining medicine.

Then one day, he was sent to treat Dong Zhuo's newest consort, who happened to be the daughter of Wang Situ, an official at court.

A few days later, Diao Chan was glowing with health, and all her symptoms had vanished.

Ye Ziqing hesitated. “I'm a fake eunuch. It's only reasonable for me to serve Diao Chan, right?”

Diao Chan: “Sir, that villain Dong Zhuo wants to harm me. You saved me, so I wish to offer myself to you!”

Lu Bu: “Sir, I would gladly join you in killing that dog Dong Zhuo!”

Sun Jian: “Would you take my two sons as your disciples?”

Zhao Yun: “Zilong wishes to follow you for the rest of his life.”

Cao Cao: “The heroes of the realm are all under your command and mine!”

Zhuge Liang: “You did not reject me for my lowly status. I will do everything in my power to assist you!”

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174Chapters

372Reads · 30 days

928.3kReads · all time

7.5Score

20Listens

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With my new book just launched, giving it five stars isn't unreasonable, is it? [You can judge for yourself] Many readers may not like some of the earlier plot points, but they can read on and see how things change later on.
60 likes4y ago
I like the Three Kingdoms, so giving it 5 stars isn't unreasonable, right?
33 likes4y ago
This is one of the more enjoyable Three Kingdoms novels I've read among Tomato's works. The plot moves very quickly, and the author clearly has a good understanding of the Three Kingdoms period, suggesting considerable research was done in private, which demonstrates their dedication. Moreover, the author (and their backers) must be quite powerful 😏 (purely speculation).
30 likes4y ago
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27 likes4y ago
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Excellent! Keep up the good work, author!
11 likes4y ago
This is a little erotic novel, and a bunch of people are arguing about the main character and stuff. What are they trying to prove by reading a little erotic novel? 😏
9 likes3y ago
I'd give this Three Kingdoms novel a five-star rating—it's very inspiring!
9 likes4y ago
I'm a eunuch myself, so giving it five stars is okay, right? (Just kidding!)
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