Everyone Simulates: From the Start, I Defy the Immortals and Slay the Gods

[Simulator + high-octane action + comedy + no saintly heroics + Slay the Gods + daily 10,000-word updates + author online, asking to be roasted] That day, humanity didn't usher in the Age of Spiritual Energy they'd been hoping for. Instead, they entered... the Age of Simulators. [You wandered into the Blood Demon Valley, and your kidneys were harvested...] [You wandered into the House of Surprises, and fell into a godforsaken pit the moment you walked out...] [You wandered into the Battlefield of Fallen Gods. One fart from you blew a god to pieces...] [You punch your way through the Thirty-Three Heavens, kick down the Nine Hells, wage war against immortals, and defy the heavens to slay gods...] [You have completed the God-Slaying achievement.] [You are dead.]