Honghuang: Acupuncturing Hongjun from the Start

An acupuncture genius transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes the first pine tree in existence. He possesses the Yin-Yang Needles, a companion spirit treasure, and the Nine Needles of Life and Death, his innate divine ability. One jab leaves you half alive and half dead. That means a 50% chance of living and a 50% chance of dying. Just after taking human form, he comes across Hongjun and Luohou, both gravely wounded after their battle. Huan Zhen walks over and asks, “Would you two seniors like some acupuncture? There's a 50% chance you'll recover instantly!” After Huan Zhen repeatedly coaxes them, Hongjun and Luohou each get one jab. The result: Hongjun recovers instantly, breaks through in cultivation, and becomes a saint on the spot. As for Luohou, he clutches his chest and cries, “You... your needles are poisoned...” Luohou is out of luck and dies... (I know not everyone will like the way this story is written, so please don't hold it against me!)