One Wife, One Coffin: Mr. Quan, Let's Be Buried Together!

Yan Yu runs a coffin business. She’s beautiful and wealthy, and she’d rather provide someone with a coffin than kill them. As her best friend puts it, Yan Yu has every stage of a person’s life, from birth to death, neatly taken care of! Then she falls for Third Master Quan and starts sending him all kinds of coffins, since people keep dying in his family. Third Master Quan bears the humiliation and turns her down with gentlemanly tact: “You have too many admirers. I think I’ll pass.” Yan Yu replies, “That’s all right. Of three thousand rivers, I’ll drink from just one. You’re all three thousand, and you’re still the one.” Third Master Quan rejects her again: “Our personalities don’t match. We’d break up.” Yan Yu answers, “That’s fine too. Even so, I’d be the ex you’d be proudest to show off.” Her best friend thinks Yan Yu has given Quan Jingheng every sweet word she knows. At Third Master Quan’s birthday banquet, she outshines everyone: “May you enjoy happiness as vast as the Eastern Sea and live as long as the Southern Mountains. And when we’ve both lived a hundred years, may we be buried together in one coffin.” Everyone: …“May all your wishes come true, President Yan!” Third Master Quan: “…”