I Really Don't Want to Be the Beast God

[Beast Taming + Comedy + Lighthearted + Conquest + Showing Off] Gao Yunxuan was sitting on the toilet playing on his phone when he inexplicably transmigrated to a primitive, untamed world. Not only was he worshipped as a god by a group of brawny but dim-witted minotaurs, he also got bound to a [Nine Sons of the Dragon] System. I have Qiuniu on my left and Yazi on my right, Chaofeng at my waist and Pulao on my chest. If gods stand in my way, I'll slay them; if Buddhas stand in my way, I'll slay them too. Years later, Gao Yunxuan stood with nine mighty, awe-inspiring divine beasts at his back, gazing at the terrified enemies trembling before him. The corners of his mouth lifted slightly. “To be honest, I really don't want to be the Beast God.” [Gentle reminder: The protagonist is cold, selfish, and ruthless. If that's not your thing, don't read.]