I Sold Myself to the Prince's Mansion to Build a Flourishing Empire

“Report! Your Majesty, a hundred thousand Xiongnu wolf cavalry are at the city gates!”

The emperor: “Don't panic. Send for Lord Han and have him lead the troops!”

“Report! A million Mongol horsemen have smashed through the city and are heading straight for the imperial capital!”

The emperor: “No need to fear. Lord Han has heavenly thunderfire. One shot will drive them off!”

“Report! The empress of the Eastern Sea's Xiyue Kingdom, the Miao saintess of the southern frontier, and the sword immortal of the Beiwang Mountain Sword Sect are storming over here in a rage!”

The emperor: “No rush. Hurry to the prince's residence and fetch Lord Han!”

“Disaster, Your Majesty! Han Meng heard they came to propose marriage and has already run off!”