I Only Laid an Egg, I Never Meant to Hatch an Empress

[Apocalypse + hilarious comedy] From the start, there’s an egg, and Sun Kan is told that his mother picked out a bride for him.

Sun Kan ponders this. “Don’t call me your husband. You came from me, so to be precise, you should call me Dad or Mom!”

“Husband, don’t get hung up on that. Let your wife teach you a divine technique first.”

From then on, Sun Kan grows stronger by being a sharp-tongued smartass.

His female classmate asks, “Who’s prettier, Liu Xuanxuan or Su Meili?”

“Are you not counting yourself?”

“Then tell me, who’s prettier, me or one of them?”

“Liu Xuanxuan.”

Seeing a passerby, he says, “You look just like my ex-girlfriend.”

The other person blushes. “Really? Then why did you break up?”

“I thought she was ugly.”