A Taste of Journey to the West

[Journey to the West, comedy, lighthearted, a must-read] They say that eating a piece of Tang Sanzang's flesh grants immortality, so the monsters are getting restless. What they don't know is that Tang Sanzang wants to try some White Bone Soup, roasted leopard, tiger, and lion. Stewed Nine-Headed Worm, braised Great White Elephant, deer demon scrambled eggs… Sun Wukong: "If I'd said no back then, would I have ended up as monkey-brain sashimi?" Zhu Bajie: "If I hadn't introduced Gao Cuilan to Master, I'd probably be a piece of honey-glazed roast pork by now." White Dragon Horse: "Good thing I was quick-witted. I heard Master wanted stewed dragon tendons, so I immediately got down on my knees." The Buddha rubbed his belly and looked down at Tang Sanzang. "Who are you down there? Why are you standing instead of kneeling?" "You, Buddha-head fruit! Get in this monk's bowl, now!" The Buddha: "I… I'm…"