My Name Is Captain, and I'm a Couch Potato
我叫舰长，是条咸鱼。
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 563k Words
- Genre
- Anime Fanfiction
- Updated
- 4y ago
- English
- Request a translation
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Anime Fanfiction Is Fine, As Long As the Characters Have Brains
No brainless stories
Anime Fanfiction Rated 9 or Higher
Honkai Impact 3rd Fanfiction! High Quality!!!
Looking for High-Quality Completed Novels, Completed Novels, Completed Novels
I read books every day, just a little at a time, and it's painful. Please recommend completed novels. I'd be so grateful!!!
Any Dragon Raja Fanfiction on Tomato Novel? Preferably Highly Rated.
Jiang Nan's Dragon Raja.
Looking for Honkai Fan Fiction
Crossover, Myriad Worlds, Infinite Realms, Chat Group, Lots of Chapters
Honkai Impact 3rd Has Ended. Waiting for a Master to Write an Unprecedented New Story 😭
Any Novels About Arknights?
Well, I'm just bored, really. I know this kind of novel might not exist, but I still want to ask.
📚 Highly Recommended New Fantasy With a Wild Premise |
Looking for books similar to Group Transmigration: I Arrived a Hundred Years Early, and My Cheats Are Maxed Out (The Journey to the Imperial Path).
Looking for Honkai Impact 3rd Fanfiction, Nothing Cringey (.·`Ω´·) Thanks
Looking for Honkai Impact 3rd fanfiction, but please, nothing awful. (.·`ω´·) Thank you!
Honkai Impact 3rd: Any Story Set in That World Is Fine
Honkai Impact 3rd: Durandal
Looking for Anime World Transmigration Stories Featuring Roleplay or Summoning Arknights Characters
Only Looking for Honkai Books
If all else fails, give me another tearjerker.
Any Stories About Little Girls That Aren’t Slice-of-Life?
Why are all the little-girl novels about everyday life? Do little girls have to fall in love? (annoyed)
Elysia!! Elysia!!!
Honkai Fanfiction (Set in the Honkai World)
Any Stories About Lu Mingfei From Dragon Raja?
Word Spirit
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Honkai: Impact, With Elysia as the Female Lead
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Looking for Books in the Honkai Series
Looking for anything from the Honkai series that's readable. I don't care about ratings, and crossovers are fine. I just want something to pass the time, with reasonable values.
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As a long-time Honkai Impact 3rd player, I feel this "lazy bum" post is perfect for me. For someone like me who doesn't even like playing the Abyss, being a lazy bum is the way to go.
I really like the world-building; if it can maintain its quality and avoid a disappointing ending, it should be one of the better fanfics.
I think it's better to raise them first and then see; there aren't enough to satisfy our curiosity.
As a long-time Honkai Impact 3rd player, this novel is right up my alley. Gift delivered! Keep up the good work, author!
The plot is good, fulfilling many captains' dreams; however, the battles are weak and uninspiring. The protagonist's strength is too low, inconsistent with his status, and his fighting style isn't ruthless enough. He displays an overly arrogant attitude during battles, which is understandable since this isn't an invincible story, and the protagonist isn't particularly strong.
Author, this is the best book about Honkai Impact I've ever read. However, please take care of your health. If you're not feeling well, rest more before updating again. I went to read your previous book because everyone in the comments was talking about it, but it wasn't good, at least that's my opinion. I only read up to chapter 73 and then lost all interest in continuing.
So far, the writing is quite good. It's rare to see a Tomato author writing about Honkai Impact 3rd, and with the addition of Dragon Raja, it's uncertain whether other themes will be incorporated later. We'll just have to see if the author can maintain this momentum.
Hey, this book will definitely pierce the heavens! I'll witness that moment! I don't know how those people who "cultivate" books manage to lose them... Anyway, I haven't cultivated any books, definitely not... Okay, I just sometimes don't have time, that's all.
This is the best Honkai Impact 3rd novel I've seen so far. Keep writing!
I'd venture a guess: In the previous book, when the protagonist was recalling his memories of his past life, the system said something along these lines: "Why don't you give them another chance?" (Or something to that effect). This is something that happened when the system devised a way to make Jiang understand their feelings (presumably) and temporarily erased his memories of that period…