Sleep Paralysis? I Whip Out a Desert Eagle and Point It at Their Face

[Spiritual qi revival + comedy + System] He Shu awakens the Ultimate Merit System. With the Mighty Heavenly Dragon in his left hand, the Eighty-Nine Mysteries in his right, and a wild nuke tucked into his waistband, he declares that ghost kings and zombie kings are all trash. He's the strongest of them all, and anyone who disagrees can come try him.

Of course, right now, He Shu only wants to complain to the Heavenly Dao and get a different System, because this one is ridiculously exploitative.

It dares to charge twenty thousand merit points for something worth ten thousand. Profiteering and buying low to sell high are basic features of this lousy System.

And there are countless other scams, like skimming merit points.

He Shu: "That's all my hard-earned money! Give me back my cash!"