A Straight Guy Starts by Making His Childhood Friend Cry

After transmigrating into a matriarchal world, Ling Qingchen awakens the Steel Straight Man System. As long as he acts like a straight man, he earns Straight Man Points, which he can use to draw all kinds of rewards. Childhood friend: “I'm average-looking, average at school, always overthinking things, insecure, naturally suspicious, and easily hurt. I guess nobody could like me!” Ling Qingchen: “Yeah.” Childhood friend: “...” Childhood friend: “Qingchen, I'm feeling a little unwell today.” Ling Qingchen: “Drink more water. Here.” Childhood friend: “This is an enema! It's not water!” Childhood friend: “Qingchen, would you ever hit your wife?” Ling Qingchen: “I can learn!” Childhood friend: “...” Childhood friend: “Qingchen, I'll split the bill with you for this meal!” Ling Qingchen: “Split what? If you really feel awkward, you can treat me!” Childhood friend: “...” Childhood friend: “Qingchen, sometimes I really want to beat you to death!” Ling Qingchen: “What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger!” Childhood friend: “Damn it, why is there someone this dense in the world!” P.S. This book is also known as: “This Guy Has Everything Going for Him, Except That Mouth!” “Don't Be Like Me, Unless You Want to Stay Single Forever!”