I Am the Great Foolish Emperor

Long Zhantian wakes up one day to find that he has become the emperor of the Tianlong Kingdom.

"Your Majesty, spending eight hundred million taels of silver on a selection of consorts is out of the question!"

"That tyrant's reason for digging a canal was that the empress's family lives too far from the palace? This is infuriating! Cough..."

"The treasury being empty is no reason to start digging your own mausoleum! Tyrant, absolute tyrant!"

"Master, the Tianlong Kingdom's tyrant is so incompetent. How is the realm still peaceful and the people living in prosperity?"

"My child, you underestimate that tyrant. And remember this: once you leave the mountain, don't take off your veil. Be wary of him. Whatever you do, don't let that tyrant see your peerless beauty."