I Just Want to Be a Lazy Hermit

A meteor streaked across the sky, and a fist-sized meteorite slammed straight into Song Xiao's chest. From that day on, Song Xiao no longer aged, and could neither die nor be destroyed. He tried every way of dying he could think of: jumping into Tianchi Lake on Changbai Mountain, going to a crematorium, drinking paraquat, hanging himself, slitting his wrists. But he simply wouldn't die. What hadn't he tried over the past thousand years? Blue Star had reached the twenty-first century, so why not live as a recluse?

But his abilities just wouldn't let him! Go, show business, history, cooking, languages, antique appraisal, gambling, hacking, a combat strength off the charts, a laid-back hermit...