Just an Ordinary Guy, I Tricked a Sword Immortal into Becoming My Wife

Lin Fan transmigrates to a world of cultivation, only to discover that he can’t cultivate at all. But that’s no problem, because he has an all-purpose System! A female sword immortal mistakes Lin Fan for a reclusive master and willingly follows him, serving at his side. Business tycoon: “Compared to him, I’m practically a kid!” Emperor: “I suspect you have weapons of mass destruction!” Cultivation expert: “You’re dragging down the standards of cultivation! You’re the one responsible for the Age of Declining Dharma!” World deity: “The world I created has become your shape! I’m going to destroy you!” Lin Fan looks at them, smiles without a word, and pulls a two-dimensional foil out of his pocket... “Just destroy it. I’m tired!”