Crazy Card Draws: I Built a Chinese Dynasty in Another World

[Primarily a lighthearted System story] Qin Hao, a lazy, obese homebody living a decadent life, transmigrates to another continent and gets forcibly bound to a downright awful System. He's also forced to begin a hell-difficulty trial quest: travel to the mortal realm and establish a dynasty. As a result, Qin Hao draws Qin Shi Huang from the start. Add in a super-rich father with overwhelming strength, and what are spirit stones, spirit cannons, and entire cities? Send them all to my son…