I Am a Chinese Scientist

A news story from Huaxia caused a sensation overseas. “Oh my God! Huaxia’s scientists are incredible. They’ve actually figured out how to make people in their country immortal.” “Has the gap between us really gotten this big? Why are their scientists so smart? Look at our own country, sigh...” “To the person above: if everyone in our country were an internet complainer like you, whining online all day, we’d never catch up to them in our lifetime...”