No Way, This Really Is an Emperor Chat Group!

Zhang Youxian joined a chat group whose members were quite an interesting bunch. They all chose nicknames modeled after emperors, such as First Emperor of Qin and Zhu Hongwu of the Ming Dynasty.

At first, the members weren't very welcoming. They said they'd give Zhang Youxian some questions to test him: answer well and he could stay; answer poorly and he'd be kicked out.

Zhu Hongwu of the Ming: “New guy, what do you think of Zhu Yuanzhang choosing an heir? Who should inherit the throne, his grandson or his son, the Prince of Yan?”

Cao Cao of the Cao Clan: “New guy, what do you make of Cao Cao using the emperor to command the feudal lords?”

First Emperor of Qin: “New guy, do you think immortality is possible?”

Since voluntarily leaving the group was acceptable but getting kicked out wasn't, Zhang Youxian chose to take the test.

The group members were all stunned by his answers.

“Such extraordinary learning, unmatched throughout history. I, the emperor, am willing to address Zhang Youxian as Master.”

“Could this new member be an immortal from the heavens who joined the group to lend me his aid?”

Zhang Youxian stayed in the group. But the more he chatted, the stranger it seemed.

When Zhang Youxian decided that the group was probably full of elementary school kids who knew nothing about history and announced he was leaving, the members panicked.

“Master, you can't leave. We'll tell you the truth.”

“The truth is, everyone in this group except you is an emperor. This is an emperor chat group.”