Quick Transmigration: The Unhinged Villain Spoils a Lazy Fish

As a lazy freeloader who often slacks off, Dan Tian gets reported and is forcibly assigned to the Villain Department. The freeloader complains, “The Villain Department's missions are terrifying!” He's a deranged villain with something wrong in his head, and at last he's found his little cutie. But the cutie isn't interested in him. The villain protests, “How can that be? Get over here and kiss me!” The freeloader snaps, “I'm here to reform you, not win you over! I'll perform, but I won't sell my body. Stay away from me!” And then... the freeloader's mission fails. The villain loses his little cutie. Freeloader and villain: “Sigh, maybe we should change things up next time.” Later, the freeloader becomes a violent little sweetheart, and the villain becomes a sweet-on-the-outside, scheming-on-the-inside drama queen.