The Little Mystic Prodigy Just Wants to Go Home and Rest

Zhong Liqian wakes up one day as a poor university student from the mountains. The hands that once painted now draw talismans, and the mind that once memorized internet slang now has to learn incantations. Every day, she also has to deal with all manner of ghosts and monsters who look like wrongful convictions given form. Zhong Liqian laughs through her misery. Isn't this better than checking dull update requests every day?

During a research trip to an island, Zhong Liqian meets Yue Huan and falls in love at first sight. Cheerfully following him into the desert, she braves a corpse formation and explores secrets from a thousand years ago. Unfortunately, her crush is so cold and aloof that he gives her no response at all.

People's enthusiasm always fades. Zhong Liqian downs two cups of wine, tackles Yue Huan, and begins confessing her love with wounded indignation. Yue Huan looks at her calmly. “I've lived for ten thousand years. I'm immortal and never age. We have no future.”

Zhong Liqian wipes her tears. “That's fine. I've lived for five thousand years. I'm immortal and never age too. I'm no ordinary youngster either!”

A cold, solitary, invincible man who has lived ten thousand years, with strength at the pinnacle and countless secret identities, follows an austere path of desirelessness × A Daoist arts prodigy who plays the pig to eat the tiger, can be sweet or commanding, has a mysterious background, many talents, little money, countless secret identities, and is a total lecher!