Two Hundred Yuan for a Mysterious Past at Your Funeral

Name: Two Hundred Yuan for a Mysterious Past at Your Funeral
Author: Sike Ma

两百元，给你葬礼一个神秘过往

by Sike Ma (思克马)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 81k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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If you’re willing to pay 200 yuan, I’ll arrange a Rolls-Royce for your funeral.

A peerlessly beautiful woman.

Six Black men to carry your coffin.

Then I’ll arrange for a group of underlings to stand on either side, shouting “Big Brother” in unison.

Everyone at your funeral will respect and fear you.

You may be ordinary, but your funeral should be a grand affair, so that future generations will remember your name forever.

I’m Lin Xiu, the man who makes your final wish come true.

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