Want a mysterious past that inspires awe?
Want your utterly ordinary life to leave people with endless room for speculation when you’re on your deathbed?
Pay 20,000 yuan
At your funeral, I’ll...
[Arrange an unlicensed Hongqi sedan. Ten men in black suits and sunglasses, carrying umbrellas and wearing unlimited-range Bluetooth earpieces, accompanied by a beautiful woman in black struggling to hold back her tears. They watch in silence, then bow deeply.]
Pay ten billion yuan and your funeral will...
[Feature a tomb dug for you in the void by Pangu]
[A coffin made from the sacred parasol tree where the phoenix once perched]
[The Nine Dragons will pull your coffin and lay you to rest for all eternity]
[The Mysterious Maiden of the Ninth Heaven will descend to play the suona for you]
[All the gods and Buddhas will chant sutras to guide your soul to the afterlife]
[A wreath made from rare and precious materials]
[A piece chipped from the sacred stone transformed from the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, forged into your tombstone]
Whatever funeral service you want, the Six Realms Funeral Home can make it happen!
Pay up! Live an ordinary life, then go out in a blaze of glory!
Beautiful, I hope it won't disappoint me. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
It's so good! Author, please keep updating! I stayed up all night reading it and couldn't stop.
It's alright, but how many people actually enjoy reading stories where the protagonist suffers?
I've read ten chapters so far, and the interactions between the protagonist and the system are indeed hilarious. It's alright; the male lead's goofy personality is quite endearing.
This book looks pretty good.
Author, please hurry up and finish writing! I stayed up until after midnight last night, but I didn't finish. There were only a few pages left, so I'll continue reading today.
I find it quite interesting.
Good storyline
Great, give the author a thumbs up!
Five stars! The author felt that the constant funeral scenes were too closely tied to the title, so they deliberately changed it to a fantasy ghost-catching theme later on. Everyone, hurry up and read it! This author's writing is perfect; the beginning stays true to the theme, then the ending abandons it to focus on ghost-catching—it's fantastic! I love reading a book and seeing a hundred different scenarios.