Three Kingdoms! My Uncle Liu Bei Can Hear the Thoughts of Five-Year-Old Me

After transmigrating to the fourth year of Jian'an, I become Zhang Bao, Zhang Fei's son! Honest Liu Bei is constantly getting beaten down, until one day, by chance, he overhears my inner monologue. The Edict in the Belt, the escape from Xuchang: I verify them all, and from then on Liu Bei does whatever I say. I meant to lie flat for the rest of my life and stay out of the turmoil of this chaotic age. Instead, I get tricked every day and beaten up wherever I go! Liu Bei: “Bao'er, how do you think we should fight this battle?” [Fight my ass! I want to lie flat!] “Bao'er, if you don't tell me today, your uncle won't let you eat!” Me: “MMP! Bring me my blade! I'll serve Uncle hand and foot and conquer the whole realm in one fell swoop! Just give me something to eat, please! Don't let me starve.” ... [Big-Eared Thief! Stop eavesdropping on my thoughts, you bastard!] Liu Bei: “My nephew! Just say what you mean. Can you stop insulting people?” Zhang Fei, take your son home and spank him!” Zhang Fei: “You got it, big brother! You little brat, come home with me!”