I Can't Believe I'm a Great Master of the Cultivation World

My wife is a Vermilion Bird, and my mount is a Azure Dragon.

Sun Wukong is right there beside me, waving flags and cheering me on.

I thought I was just an ordinary mortal, so why do they all call me a big shot?

I'm thrifty and make everything I eat and use myself.

But they insist these are supreme divine artifacts!

They keep saying I've conquered the heavens and all that. What are they even talking about? I don't even know when I supposedly did anything!