Three Kingdoms: I’m Really Just a Vegetable Farmer, Not the Emperor’s Uncle

Diao Chan dies from lack of food. Furious, Lu Bu sends his troops to attack Puyang, only to find that Cao Cao was prepared in advance. Cao Cao actually sets up the “Empty City Giant Trap,” and a horde of giants massacres the entire city. Lu Bu's army is wiped out. In this world, the protagonist isn't the only one with a golden finger. Meanwhile, Cao Cao leads a massive army, giants in tow, to invade Xuzhou. The protagonist, however, is happily growing vegetables in a little garden in a quiet corner of Xuzhou... “He can use his giants, and I'll grow my vegetables. I'll win for sure!” In the end, Cao Cao retreats in defeat. Lu Bu takes the opportunity to steal the giants' secrets and defect to Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao advances from Xiaopei and Qingzhou, launching a massive invasion of Xuzhou! “Go back and tell Yuan Shao, and let Cao Cao know too: if Yuan Shao sends giants to trample Xuzhou, every last person in Xuzhou will take up arms. We'll blow up Cao Cao's Yanzhou and invade Jizhou. Go on, then. Send your giants to flatten your own strongholds!” Before long, Yuan Shao receives a letter from Cao Cao: “If Lord Yuan attacks Xuzhou, I, Cao, will surely strike Jizhou!”