The Feng Shui Dragon-Breaker

They say that on the day I was born, my father tripped right in front of my bed. Dad didn’t think much of it, but Grandpa walked over with a grave expression, picked me up, and studied me. The moment he saw the lines on my palm, his face changed. “Oh no... A father stumbles before his son’s bed, and his fortunes have nowhere to go.” Feng shui and palm reading can reveal life, death, and reincarnation. I was born with a simian crease, and Grandpa said I had the fate of a wild dragon. When a hidden dragon rises to the heavens, calamity is sure to follow. So he laid down three rules for me...