In Journey to the West: From the Start, I Shock the Empress

At some point, an unremarkable little shop appeared in the Kingdom of Women. Inside the tiny store, the powerful beings of the Three Realms are everywhere you look: Zhen Yuanzi, Patriarch Minghe, the Jade Emperor, the Tathagata, Guanyin, and Ksitigarbha. The Western Liang Empress: “Shopkeeper, just let me take a peek at The Domineering Empress Falls in Love with Me! I hope you know what's good for you!” Sun Wukong: “This old Sun has a move: Buddha's Fury, Three Strikes! Bring me my staff! (A modified version of Buddha's Fury, Fire Lotus from Battle Through the Heavens.)” From then on, the Hellfire skin steals the show! Tang Sanzang: “Compassionate Gatling gun, blissful Katyusha rockets, a giant mushroom that treats all beings equally. Care to take a look?” After watching Wolffy, Tang Sanzang is transformed into a muscular monk wielding a Gatling gun. What happens when the God of Wine, Du Kang, sees Wuliangye and Red Star Erguotou? When the God of Food sees hotpot and barbecue? When the Seven Fairies and the Queen Mother of the West see stockings and sky-high heels? When the Three Realms' number-one kept men, Niulang and Dong Yong, boast: “We hold the stars in our hands and pluck the sun and moon. There's no one like us in all the world!” The world of Journey to the West gradually turns utterly ridiculous!