Taming a Dragon for a Husband

Name: Taming a Dragon for a Husband
Author: Swallowing Tears and Pretending to Be Happy

驯龙为夫

by Swallowing Tears and Pretending to Be Happy (咽泪装欢)

Status: Completed
Length: 354k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 5y ago
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Ye Mao is a dim-witted Bimeng bear, the kind of good-for-nothing bear who’s useless for anything but looking cute and acting shameless. But this bear just won’t give up. Raising three clawed paws, he swears he’s going to wreak havoc across the Three Realms. But you can’t fight, you can’t kill, and you think you can swagger around the Three Realms and con people with nothing but your silver tongue? Nobody’s buying it! What’s a bear to do? This is driving him crazy! To realize his grand ambitions, Ye Mao throws away his dignity and uses himself as bait, transforming into a little green bean. And that little green bean flirts and poses until he successfully hooks a giant turtle, the ruthless kind that’s invincible across the Three Realms. From then on, disaster strikes the Three Realms. With a belly full of wicked schemes, this sly bear runs around committing crimes without a care. The Phoenix clan gets on his bad side, and the turtle backing him strips them of every feather, leaving them as pink, bald chickens. The tree-demon clan offends him, too, and gets every leaf plucked off, leaving them to run around naked with their butts exposed. Ye Mao gets smug and carried away, never realizing that his turtle likes to eat meat. Only after he’s dragged into the turtle’s nest and his bear butt gets chewed does Ye Mao burst into tears of regret. Grandpa, the Three Realms aren’t fun. Mao Mao wants to go home! But by then, it’s too late. The poor bear is stuck in the nest, hatching turtle eggs, and isn’t going anywhere.

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