My Cross-Dressing Elf Has a Few Screws Loose

[Missing Elf Notice] The cross-dressing elf from my household has gone missing again today. He left behind a note saying, “I’m going to find a harem,” and then vanished without a trace. His name is Freide, and he's an elven prince, though there's always been something a little wrong with his head. When he has one of his episodes, he likes to call himself “the Guardian of the Continent.” He often tells passing young women, “Let me have some fun with you.” If you run into him, please don't be afraid. A-Fu may be foul-mouthed, but he's actually very obedient. Just pinch his ears and he won't be able to resist. If you see him wandering around lost, please contact me using the bell on the collar around his neck. A generous reward is guaranteed. Freide's master. New novel out now, please show it lots of support. I've driven the roads of Mount Akina hundreds of times. Swipe your card and hop in.