From the Start, I Have a Million Death Soldiers from the Sky-Shaking Gang: The Whole Internet Gets Fleeced

What is the difference between ordinary people and normal authors and water gods? Water 1, how ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. The normal author's writing: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How to write the Water God: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt uneasy. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I saw that it was empty inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult decision - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. There is no trouble in life. Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of this? How can I allow this to happen when no one has heard of it? I am a human being too! I have feelings too!!! It's just that making a choice is really, really hard. When I went downstairs to buy batteries, I had to put on clothes and pants, I had to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I had to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I had to be wary of meteorites in the sky; I was speechless when I thought about this... But if I were to look for it at home, my dear friends, in this age, who else would still have AA batteries in their home? I thought about it, I was in a dilemma, and I thought about it for almost two hours. . . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of solving problems. If you have an old-fashioned flashlight and its center of gravity is not right, just put the battery in it.

Damn, this book is good

As soon as I saw the cover of this book. It makes me look horrified. When I entered the book and saw the first picture, my soul was almost shattered. There are countless great laws in the book. I can only understand one ten thousandth of the law of the Great Dao at this time. I also finished reading this book without realizing it. I have become a god. Goodbye. .

I laughed to death on the spot in the classroom, and now everyone is begging me not to die.

"Is this damn yellow button going to stop me today?" An old reader stood up, his eyes bloodshot. "Brother, you can no longer use your divine power to break it. This shit-yellow strange thing is really going to kill us today." A young man said "Are we about to give up? Three thousand years ago, potatoes were not updated, and two thousand years ago, Mars was not updated. Is it possible that today, Cheng Biao Xiao Jin Jin will not be updated?" - An old man had tears in his eyes and used his divine power to activate the shitty yellow button, but no one's efforts were in vain. "Seniors, please let the juniors go to battle first! "Oh? Who are you? " "I, the leader of the Zhatian Gang, am going to kill this shitty yellow button today! "This is the way of heaven, you have not reached the point of defying heaven!" This is not certain! "My divine ruins are buzzing, and the Lunmu Sword on the right is releasing the divine power of the Extreme Night. "Perhaps he really has the power to defy heaven..." Seniors, I'm going!

Just because of the title of this book, I have to give you 5 stars.

This book is very beautiful, the outline is neat and detailed, the style is humorous and interesting, and there are a lot of words updated every day. I think this book is very good (5 yuan)

I have read the list of the Shenzhou 12 manned space mission this time, and none of the people in our comments are on it. To be honest, I am very disappointed. I hope everyone will do more meaningful things instead of wasting their time all day long. Update soon Update soon

This book is magnificent and has the appearance of a great emperor. It promotes the fine character of our Bombing Sky Gang. I give it a thumbs up. Reading this book, I felt the strong emotions in the author's heart. It feels like hundreds of books have been written in one book. The language is witty and refreshing, which is refreshing. But I feel that the women there are too frivolous and do not have the pressure of the college entrance examination. They need to be improved.

Author, you must have some conscience, please update it quickly. It has been a month. I have been thinking about your novel every day. I have come to see people every day and read it every day, but I have never seen you update it. Really, please be careful that I pay the five-star rating in installments and give one star at a time.