The Unruly Immortal Venerable Is Far Too Overbearing

She transmigrated to the cultivation world everyone dreams of, but all she wants is a peaceful life as a lazy freeloader. Her cultivation may be mediocre, but her index finger is something else: it can talk, and its spiritual energy keeps fluctuating. To ensure she can laze around in peace, Hua Fuxi decides to cling to the thigh of this possible hidden boss for now. Once she finds the protagonist, she’ll switch sides at once. Joining the protagonist is obviously the smart choice. Unfortunately, her index finger cuts off her escape route before she can get far.

Some man: “You’re the child bride I picked out for myself.”

Some woman: “But you were born from my index finger!”

Some man: “So, will you be my mother or my wife?”

Some woman: “...”