What? The exam is tomorrow? No worries, watch me use Arcane Intellect to learn an entire book in minutes.
What? You want me to stay after school? Do you want a one-on-one or a group brawl? One hand casting Pyroblast, the other Blizzard.
What? You’re going to jump? Wait, Feather Fall! It’s finally my turn to play the hero and save the beauty!
No, I’m not leaving! I still have to show off! A wail from the protagonist.
God says: Get out there and level up!