The System Reborn: Playing Online Games

There’s no problem that can’t be solved with one shot. If one shot won’t do it, then use two shots. That’s Wang Yipao, for short: Two Shots. Wang Yipao: Wait, this isn’t that kind of story! Reporter: Then what kind of story is it? Wang Yipao: I’m such a proper System. How could I do the sort of things humans do? Of course this story has to be more proper. Reporter: Hello, is this the psychiatric hospital? I’ve got a pro gamer here whose brain’s gone rusty. He imagines he’s a System, and says he’s going to do improper things! Wang Yipao: ...