Reborn in the Three Kingdoms as Emperor

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, I figured my knowledge of history would let me dominate the land. Who could have guessed I'd transmigrate into the body of Emperor Shao, Liu Bian? It's September 28 in the first year of Zhaoning, and I have three days left before Dong Zhuo deposes me. What do I do? Waiting for an answer online! Ding! The Strongest Thunder Punishment System has been bound! Starter pack opened! Strength +50! Combat power +15! Overall ability +5! Ding! Copy loyalty! Copy combat power! Copy intelligence! Copy command! Congratulations, Host! You have successfully created an army of ten thousand beautiful female warriors! Dong Zhuo, Lü Bu, Cao Aman, Liu Xuande, Sun Bofu, Zhou Gongjin: all of you will submit to me! Diao Chan, wait up! Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, you two stay too. Well...