Careful, He Can Communicate with Spirits

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A rookie newly assigned to the police station's homicide division encounters a difficult supernatural case on her very first day. Her senior colleague advises her to seek out someone with the ability to communicate with spirits.

She doesn't expect the medium to have the face and figure of a heartthrob, the intelligence of a genius, and, most importantly, the ability to talk to the dead. Talk to them, talk to them...

Geniuses all have strange quirks. For instance, he actually digs up graves in the middle of the night to drink human blood. Human blood, blood...

She asks with a shiver, "What does human blood taste like?"

He licks his lips and replies, "You'll have to drink it to find out."

He grins and says, "Actually, there's been a ghost following you around."

She asks, trembling, "I'm scared. Can I follow you around from now on?"

Little skit:

She: "Tell me, if you don't have a phone or a car, do you even count as a modern person?"

He: "You have a phone and a car. Can you see ghosts?"

She: "You stay home all day. How are you ever going to get a girlfriend?"

He: "You have a boyfriend. Can you see ghosts?"

She: "So what if you can see ghosts?"

He: "It's more impressive to have a ghost follow you."

She: "...I was wrong..."