Urban: I Pretend to Be the Jade Emperor from the Start

[Pure wish fulfillment, the protagonist will never suffer] Yang Yun logged into a strange QQ account. After verifying it, he discovered that the account belonged to the Jade Emperor. There was also a [Heavenly Court chat group] on QQ. Yang Yun immediately started pretending to be the Jade Emperor with the account, issuing orders in the group and ruling the Three Realms for thirty-three years. “God of Wealth, hear my command: grant Yang Yun ten trillion.” “Matchmaker, hear my command: find Yang Yun a match... Hehe, you know what I mean.” “Fairy Chang'e, the mortal Yang Yun would like to see you. You may descend to the mortal world.” “Earth God, hear my command: grant Yang Yun ten thousand acres of farmland.” “What? A youth-preserving pill? Yang Yun's looks are beyond human?!”