“Say a billion yuan fell from the sky and hit you on the head. What would you do?”
“Obviously, spend it!”
“Meow meow meow???”
“If a billion yuan hit me, it would have to be a daydream. While I was still dreaming, I'd better spend as much as I could before I woke up.”
As it happened, Zhou Zixin really was hit on the head by a billion yuan.
And sure enough, Zhou Zixin woke up from that dream.
“Miss Zhou, what are your thoughts on going bankrupt?”
“I was wrong, truly wrong... Kids, don't follow my example. Squandering money is shameful...”
