Serious version:
Ten years of devotion are no match for one night of pleasure.
Baili Sheng and Mu Ziyuan could never have imagined that even after they ground her bones to dust, He Lingzhi would still crawl back from hell.
He Lingzhi: “You tyrants, you wicked consorts! You slaughter loyal ministers and wreak havoc on the court, leaving the great Baili dynasty in misery.”
“If you don't cherish this realm, then I, the deposed empress, will take it from you and protect it myself!”
Baili Liancheng: “That's right, Imperial Brother. What you don't cherish, someone else will!”
Han Ziyan: “Like this! Someone will cherish what you don't. Senior Sister, look, I've been right here all along.”
One-line comedy version:
“Urgent report! Another huge wave of handsome men has sent love letters from outside the camp, volunteering to share the empress's bed. What does Your Highness think?”