A velociraptor? Don’t be like that, she’s just a dog trainer at a circus!
But wait, why is that dragon charging at her? Is it wagging its tail?
Soon, a string of bizarre incidents begins at the Beast-Taming Bureau: the mastiffs stage a mass mutiny, the cheetahs are munching on peaches, the war elephants start uprooting trees, and the wolves learn to fish…
The woman blinks at the prince. “My lord, I’m sleepy today. Could you sleep in the study?”
As she speaks, she pats the velociraptor on the head. I’m not trying to threaten you, I’m just giving it a pat. But it is a velociraptor, you know what I mean, my lord!
The man turns around, fetches a leg of lamb, and waves it. The velociraptor immediately scampers over, snaps it up, and vanishes…
Good good I like it 😍
Not bad, quite commendable.
This old bookworm thinks it's fantastic now.