My True Record of the Paranormal

Personality-themed writing contest. I'm broke as can be, quit my job without another lined up, and have not a single cent to my name. My friend Monkey gave me a hundred yuan to buy scratch-off tickets, and I ended up winning a few thousand! But the next day, one of the bills had somehow turned into a ghost-money note! From that moment on, my life changed completely! Oh my god... I'm about to piss myself! Who the hell is playing a joke on me?