Three Kingdoms on Your Phone

Yuan Yao was struck by a phone falling from the sky and sent to the final years of the Eastern Han dynasty. Meitu Xiuxiu feature: In my eyes, no man is ugly. “Dian Wei, let’s see who’s more handsome, you or Zhou Yu!” “Xiahou Chun, hurry up! You there, I’ll install a new pair of eyes for you, and throw in double eyelids while I’m at it!” QQ Space feature: Yuan Yao looked at Cao Cao’s mood status, which read, “I’m pissed off and want to kill someone!” Better steer clear. As for the mood statuses of Madam Yan and Madam Bian, which read things like “lonely, empty, and cold,” naturally he had to take even better care of them. Phone camera feature: There are no peerless martial arts secrets in front of me. It’s just a question of whether I feel like taking a picture. Lu Bu’s halberd techniques, Zhao Yun’s spear techniques, Huang Zhong’s saber techniques: there’s nothing Yuan Yao can’t do. He learns it all after watching once. Phone weather feature: “What? Zhuge Liang says he’s going to borrow the east wind tomorrow to burn the Red Cliffs?” Yuan Yao glanced at the forecast and gave a cold laugh. “Sorry, it’s going to rain tomorrow.” And as for phone Taobao? Heh. Zhuge repeating crossbows, golden armor: as long as you have the money, there’s nothing you can’t buy. He’s still exploring what else the phone can do. This is a story about taking a phone to the Three Kingdoms.