Bufan: “You think you can be the Jade Emperor? Why? Why? Why!”
The Jade Emperor: “I’ll step down.”
“Not interested!”
Bufan said to the King of Hell: “You’re even more impressive than me. Why? Why? Why!”
The King of Hell: “The Lord of the Gods decides all matters of life and death in the mortal realm with a single word!”
“Off you go!”
Bufan said to the immortals: “People like you can be immortals? Why? Why? Why!”
The immortals: “Please enlighten us, Lord of the Gods.”
“Not now!”
Bufan said to the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas: “You just sit there spitting water, sneeze twice, and suddenly you’re Dragon Kings. Why? Why? Why! You’re replaced.”
Bufan’s Longevity Palace, where he ruled as Lord of the Gods, was piled high with treasures from the Dragon Palaces of the Four Seas.
Bufan: “The most important thing is to be a decent person and have a good attitude. I’ve changed my mind, you can stay!”
Bufan said to King Zhou: “Why? Why? Why!”
King Zhou said nothing, because he was dead.
Bufan said to Ji Fa: “Rebellion? Why? Why? Why!”
Ji Fa: “I wouldn’t dare, Your Majesty!”
Bufan said to Jiuyi: “Why are the men of the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan so handsome and the women so beautiful? Why? Why? Wh, ” His mouth was covered.
Bufan: “If Heaven won’t let me have my way, I’ll make Heaven die!”
The author: “Following and tipping the novel only takes a tap of your finger, but you won’t do it. Why? Why? Why!”
Note: This story is entirely fictional. If it seems familiar, show me one thing that actually matches it.
