The Oxygen of Seven Years

Her coworkers know she’s married, but none of them have ever seen her husband. If it weren’t for the ring on her finger, they probably wouldn’t believe she was married at all. They’ve been married for seven years and have a five-year-old son, so you’d think the newlywed clinginess would have worn off by now. Yet they show no sign of the seven-year itch and are just as lovey-dovey as ever, so happy it’s impossible not to feel jealous. So, surely no one would object if they occasionally added a little spice to their lives... right?