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A Sword Surges Through Rivers and Mountains 剑涌河山
The dust of the Hu invaders has buried the tears of the survivors. I raise my eyes, As the geese depart, their cries linger, fading into the distance. Tell me, Who can summon the swords of heaven and earth to surge forth, and reforge these lands? Meanwhile, in the distant palace of Great Yue, songs and dances fill the air. At court, civil and military officials scheme against one another. The sun of Great Yue has already set, and the kingdom is heading toward its fate. But in one corner of Great
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The Ultimate Path 极道
What is the Ultimate Dao? To master all Three Thousand Great Daos and countless lesser paths. That is the Ultimate Dao. A once-great Immortal Venerable returns to Blue Star, hoping to live an ordinary life, only to discover that every day turns out completely differently from what he expected! "What? There's someone stronger than me in this world?" "What? I have two wives?" "What kind of ordinary life is this?!" This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coin
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Keeping a Diary in the All-Martial Arts World: My Shiniang Is at Her Wits’ End 人在综武写日记,师娘人麻了
After transmigrating into a world where martial heroes from many realms coexist, Su Chen lies flat on the back mountain of Mount Hua, writing in his diary. His master's wife, Ning Zhongze, finds the diary. Its contents refresh automatically every day. "You little traitor! How dare you imagine your master's wife wearing black stockings?" "Nonsense! How could Mount Hua's story begin with a tragedy?" But before long, the Lin family is wiped out and the Evil-Warding Sword Manual appears. Everything
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- An Ordinary Man with a Wild Imagination in a World of Darkness 一个黑夜世界脑洞大开的普通人 Living creatures inevitably pursue power as they go about surviving, whether to meet their needs or save themselves. But when it isn't absolutely necessary, does everyone pursue power? The answer is no. Not everyone has a burning desire for power. Some prefer wine, women, wealth, and status; others like to stand above everyone else. In the end, it all comes down to wanting to live, or perhaps to live with a clear mind. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actu 1.8MReads319Flowers0Tickets
- Twenty-Three Years Old 提记二十三岁 Xie Qianqing: "My heart seems to have stopped beating. I once experienced the release of my soul." My heart stopped, and my soul was released. Believe... It seems to be holding on. It seems to be cursing me, cursing my cowardice and stupidity, cursing me for wasting time and energy. The little person inside my heart seems to be crying. I don't know why a single sentence, a single thing, can hurt it so much. All I can do is keep trying to comfort that little person, hold it, and coax it gently to 1.3MReads259Flowers0Tickets
- The Perfect Deployment 绝佳部署 This world is divided into seven nations: the Land of Fire, the Land of Water, the Land of Earth, the Land of Wood, the Land of Hidden Patience, the Land of Poison, and the Land of Insects. The world has fallen into turmoil. Each nation is divided into the Fire God, the Staff Affairs Office, the Action Squad, the Assassination Squad, and the Guard Corps. The Land of Fire established an academy to protect its people. There is only one Fire God, who holds the highest status. Those appointed to off 996.9kReads129Flowers0Tickets
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Siheyuan: I Catch Qin Huairu Watching Porn with a Cucumber 四合院:撞见秦淮茹拿黄瓜看毛片
Me, reporter Chen Handong, and the moment I turn on my camera, I catch Qin Huairu holding a cucumber and watching porn? Click! My high-definition camera records it without hesitation! "Qin Huairu, you wouldn't want the other people in the compound finding out about this, would you?" "Brother Dong, I'm not exactly a virgin anymore. As long as you keep quiet, I'll do whatever you want." Qin Huairu blushed, acting coy even as she seemed to refuse. Chen Handong smiled faintly and decided to talk abo
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I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the System Forces Me to Become a Big Shot 我只想躺平系统却逼我当大佬
Tags: System-driven | Urban Supernatural Powers | Lighthearted Comedy | Power Rankings | Outsmarting Everyone with an Information Gap | Identity Reveals and Face-Slapping A sharp-tongued System forces an overworked wage slave to become a big shot. The System pushes him to level up, while he gets stronger and complains every step of the way. Day 31 after being laid off. Balance: 43.7 yuan. He's on his third case of instant noodles. Lin Bei thinks life can't get any worse. Then a System calling it
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Slacker System: I Become Invincible by Lying Flat 摆烂系统:我躺平就能无敌
While others toil in bitter cultivation and defy heaven to slay immortals, Lin Xian lies flat in the sun, slacks off, and muddles through life. After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Xian bound himself to a Power-Up System. He thought he would have to embark on the life of a workaholic, desperately leveling up, but somehow triggered a reverse bug. Slacking off, lying flat, and goofing off? The Heavenly Dao favors him, automatically leveling him up, maxing out his comprehension, and m
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- Thirty Days to Burn the Heavens 三十日焚天 The blood was still warm. In the mirror, ancient clothes were stained with the dirt of another world. The date on my phone counted down an eerie 30 days. Outside the convenience store where she disappeared, a cultivator's flying sword hovered in the air. I counted the seconds as I transmigrated. Twenty-nine days of tenderness shattered beneath bandit blades, turning to bloody foam. The blade honed over thirty days stabbed back from hell into the human world. The faint glow of quantum runes burne 478.6kReads72Flowers0Tickets
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One Piece: The Plunderer 海贼之掠夺者
I wrote this book because I wanted to put into words the freedom I imagine, or perhaps dream of. In society, everyone has their own responsibilities and obligations, along with their share of troubles and setbacks. For all sorts of reasons, freedom and distant horizons remain out of reach. I hope the protagonist of my novel can help us break free of those constraints. In the world of pirates, we can put ourselves in the story for a while and experience a little freedom. That is why I wrote this
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My Sect Is Full of God-Tier Experts, So I Lie Flat 我的宗门全是神级大佬,我躺平
Anti-cliche fantasy + anti-involution + rules versus chaos + ensemble sect cast + Heavenly Dao System versus the world's will + salvation and lying flat + giving up and doing nothing + dark humor Good news: I transmigrated to the world of cultivation and became a sect's Holy Son. Bad news: I arrived just in time for the Heavenly Dao's once-in-ten-thousand-years destruction of the world, and it chose me to save it. Seeing everyone in the sect lying flat, I give up too and refuse to save the world
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- Getting Stronger by Slacking Off, Driving the Protagonist to Vomit Blood 摆烂就变强,主角气到吐血 So I spent twenty tumultuous years living my life, only to find out I was just a carefully scripted clown, there to make the protagonist look great? Were all my joys and sorrows, all my love and hate, nothing but tools to move the plot forward? "Heh..." What a joke. What a damn joke! Why? Why was I born to be someone else's stepping stone? Why should my family and my life be destroyed for the sake of some fictional protagonist? To hell with the protagonist! To hell with the plot! I'm done! This 362kReads53Flowers0Tickets
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After Slacking Off, I Became Number One in the World 摆烂后,我成了全球第一
Modern setting + System + lie flat to win + System bug + invincible life I, Lin Yi, am a good-for-nothing cast out by a wealthy family. They laughed at me for giving up and waiting to die, until I became the world's richest man by lying down, gained supreme martial power in my sleep, and grasped the truth of the world while spacing out. The day I bound myself to the "Ultimate Slacker System," I thought this was the peak of a life spent lazing around and waiting to die. It wasn't until the light
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The Male Lead Has Too Many Wives to Handle, So My Clones Help Him Out 男主老婆太多陪不玩我分身术帮他
Wei Shujing carried all his worldly possessions on his back and held a sign asking for help. It read: "Five yuan. I'll do everything I can to solve any problem you have." So all the heroines and supporting female characters the protagonist couldn't keep up with wanted to take him home and give him a new life. But Wei Shujing only wanted to wander freely, without a care in the world. He said, "Give me five yuan, and I'll give you a clone." This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any
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As the Crown Prince, I Choose to Lie Flat! 身为太子,我选择躺平!
In his previous life, he worked himself to death from overwork. Now his soul has entered the body of Li Zhe, Crown Prince of the Southern Yan Kingdom. From fragments of his memories, he learns that life as Crown Prince Li Zhe hasn't been easy either. His mother died young, and his maternal family's military power was stripped away. The court is controlled by seven powerful ministers. Nine out of every ten memorials he drafts are rejected. So he simply chooses to lie flat. Fine, you say my memori
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Parallel Great Qing: The King of Stirring Up Trouble 平行大庆之搞事大王
Transmigrated into a parallel world of Joy of Life. He becomes Fan Xiaotian, the illegitimate son of Emperor Qing and Ye Qingmei. Fan Xiaotian awakens a System called "Stir Up Trouble" at a young age. As long as he does something that causes a sensation across the world, he can increase his cultivation level. If the trouble he causes can eventually be resolved, he can also receive an additional special reward. I'm a young master of the Fan family, and you, Liu Ruyu, expect me to use the side gat
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- The Whole Sect Has Given Up, So How Did I Become a Saint? 宗门都摆烂了,怎么就我成圣了? Reincarnated as a junior disciple in a cultivation sect, Chen Ping'an awakens the strongest slack-off System in history! His junior sister is insulted, and he steps in to defend her. Reward: 1 low-grade pill He pretends he didn't see a thing. Reward: 1 god-tier cultivation technique What is there to think about? He turns around and makes a run for it! They kill themselves chasing opportunities, while I nap and fish around until I become an immortal. Sect Master: 137.9kReads80Flowers0Tickets