Faloo catalogue
Books by Fifty Passes in the Mountains
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From the Faloo books we index, matched on the author's name.
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I’m Looking at an ECG, and You’re Reporting Me for Trading Stocks at Work? 在看心电图,你举报我上班炒股?
Good grief! I was reading an ECG for a patient when some bonehead reported me for trading stocks at work? Patients have to fast before surgery. I couldn't stand being hungry, so I told you that you could have just a little. So why did you go and order a cup of Yi Dian Dian bubble tea? After being wheeled into the operating room, a patient started vomiting uncontrollably. When we asked why, it turned out he was carsick! Carsick from what? The gurney that brought him into the operating room! You c
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My Nurse Girlfriend Is So Sweet, Yet Every Stab Avoids Vital Spots 护士女友软萌?她捅人刀刀避要害
What's it like to have a nurse for a girlfriend? After transmigrating, Lu Ming lands a job in the emergency department of Mingren Hospital and finds love. Everyone envies Lu Ming for having such a sweet, adorable nurse girlfriend, and he says nothing. Until one day, after her night shift, Tang Xiaorou is followed by a pervert. Tang Xiaorou snatches his knife and stabs the pervert eighteen times! The next day, doctors assess the pervert's injuries, and he doesn't even qualify as having minor inju
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Introducing Pokemon at the Mushroom House and Creating a New Era 我在蘑菇屋科普精灵,缔造新时代
"Is this yellow mouse Pikachu? It can actually shoot electricity!" "Is this water-spitting turtle Squirtle? So cute!" "This two-legged lizard can breathe fire!" "What do you mean, lizard? That's Charmander! It can fly after it evolves!" "What? A dragon?" One day, when Pokemon appear on a TV show and interact onstage with humans, everyone falls in love with these adorable little creatures! Ye Fan, who transmigrated here, looks at the scene of humans and Pokemon living together in peace and fe
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I Killed the Traveling Frog from the Start and Chose the National Treasure Panda 开局宰了旅行青蛙,我选国宝熊猫
With the spiritual qi revival, an era where everyone gets a golden finger has begun. Once they reach adulthood, everyone can choose one. Dai Xiaochun turned down the popular Travel Frog golden finger System developed by Japan. Without hesitation, he chose to support domestic products: the national treasure panda golden finger System! The golden finger can transmigrate to different dimensional worlds and bring back real items. "Your panda cub brought you the Daoist Nine Secrets as a travel souven
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A Spy Guided Me Through the Civil Service Exam, Then I Reported Him After Landing the Job 间谍指导我考编,上岸后反手举报
On the day Qin Ming secures a government job, state security agents take him away on charges of treason. "Qin Ming, right? Do you know the owner of Chaoyang Shop?" "I do." "And you know he's a spy?" "I do." "Then why did you get so close to him?" "Because he coached me for the civil service exam." "???" "But once I got the job, I reported him." The state security agent's brain short-circuits. What kind of crazy move is that? Just then, Qin Ming gets a text alert: the 500,000-yuan reward for repo
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Global Recovery: Starting Tuogu S-Class Taboo Red Clothes 全球复苏:开局托孤s级禁忌红衣
Su Mu accidentally traveled to a world of global recovery, and was left alone by a weasel at the beginning! Got a taboo-level little girl in red! A certain bureau: "Ghost energy invaded Jiangnan City! It is about to fall! What should we do?" Find Su Mu! A certain department: "The director was captured by the demon king for conversation! He is trembling! What should we do?" Find Su Mu! A certain leader: "What? A foreign spiritual warrior has come to challenge us? Who will challenge us?" Find Su M
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Livestreaming My Workout Got Me Warned for Crossing the Line? I'm a Man! 直播健身被警告擦边?我男的!
After transmigrating to a parallel world, he awakens the Universal Health System. On his first livestream, his pecs are so big that a moderator warns him for suggestive content. Xu Yixing is completely speechless. I'm a guy, okay! Your body is your capital. With a healthy body, what can't you accomplish? Don't believe it? Xu Yixing demonstrates by catching a half-ton tuna with one hand! If fighting tigers weren't illegal, he'd even put on a show of Wu Song fighting a tiger! Xu Yixing says, Life
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Film and TV Daqing: Joining People Makes You Stronger and Kills the Government and the Public Like Crazy 影视大庆:参人就变强,杀疯朝野
Lu Chuan traveled through time and became a supervisory censor. He could become stronger by joining people. The third prince opened a brothel privately? Read his book! Is the Fan family hiding a gun? Read his book! The eldest princess secretly communicated with the enemy country? Read her book! Is the inspection agency using power for personal gain? Take a copy of it! The general of Zhenguo brought his female relatives into the military camp? Read his book! Points 888… The exchange for Grandmast
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800 Yuan Transferred to an Online Dating Partner, Who Turned Out to Be a School Beauty 800元转让网恋对象,竟是校花
"800 Yuan for transfer of online dating partner, no face-to-face meeting yet! Anyone interested can chat privately!" A message like this suddenly appeared in a chat in a certain university town. Su Ming's three roommates, for the sake of Su Ming's lifelong happiness, resolutely raised funds to "buy" this online dating partner! Roommate 1: "Su Ming, just let's talk! The 800 yuan has already been spent anyway!" Roommate 2: "Yes! What if the other party is a beautiful woman?" Roommate 3: "You have
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Grandma's Dowry Was Exposed, Shocking the Entire Internet 奶奶的嫁妆被曝光,震惊全网
On the day I was admitted to the military academy, my grandma fulfilled her promise to me and showed me her dowry. It turned out to be a hundred Japanese helmets! Immediately afterwards, honors such as "veteran of hundreds of battles", "first in bravery", "pillar of the country", etc. Were exposed one after another, shocking the entire Internet! Wang Zongbao also entered the secret organization "Bright Sword" in advance. There are always a group of heroes who stand in the darkness and move forwa
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Can My Girlfriend Summon a Mecha? Please Be Super Cool 女友能召唤机甲?拜托超酷的好嘛
The spiritual energy is revived and the era of summoning begins. You can awaken at the age of 18 and summon something randomly. Su Ming summoned a replica gem that could replicate the opponent's summons. And his girlfriend actually summoned a mecha! Come on, this is super cool! Villain 1: "I can summon Godzilla!" Villain 2: "I can summon King Kong!" King Kong? Godzilla? Su Ming smiled and silently copied his girlfriend's mecha. Su Ming was driving a mecha, holding Godzilla in his left hand and K
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I, a Human Cub, Strayed into Pansi Cave and Was Pampered to Heaven. 我人类幼崽,误入盘丝洞被宠上天
Traveling to a fantasy world, you end up in Pansi Cave at the beginning! He is still a human cub with no ability to defend himself! I thought it was the beginning of Tiankeng, but I didn't expect that it was the beginning of Tianxiu! Huang Die'er: "Oh! The body of a human cub is so soft!" Orange Lan'er: "The human cub smells so good! It's milky and milky. Let me have a taste!" Hong Ying'er: "Little guy, I'll give you this magical elixir of the immortal phoenix." Zixun'er: "Be good, don't cry, I'
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Master Is a Very Capable Person, and He Really Takes Care of Things. 师父这人能处,有事他是真上
A hilarious and heart-warming story about a calf-protecting master who acts as a nanny and takes care of the protagonist and other disciples. Dai Xiaosheng: "Master, Fatty fell into the cesspit, come and fish him out!" Zhang Jiulin: "Master is here..." Dai Xiaosheng: "Master, junior sister, she was captured by the mandrill spirit!" Zhang Jiulin: "I'm going to take care of this guy as my teacher!" Dai Xiaosheng: "Master, I beat the Demon Lord's son, what should I do with him?" Zhang Jiulin: "Look
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Villain: the Protagonist Framed Me? I'll Kill You! 反派:主角诬陷我?被我斩立决!
He traveled through time and became a villain, and was offered a marriage by the protagonist's family on the day he time-traveled. The night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. Fiancee: "The thirteen members of my Qi family were all killed by the Lin family!" Maid A: "Sir, my parents were also killed by them!" Maid B: "Young master made the decision for me, and I was also kidnapped by them!" After the three women finished speaking, they died of poison! The Yamen police officer broke in
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On the Second Day of Being Invincible, I Am Directly from My Ancestors! 无敌第二天,我直接祖宗人!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo found that the world had changed. When he discovered that he was invincible. Superman? People from the motherland? I am directly from my ancestors! Destroy the Marvel and DC universes and create China's exclusive "Shan Hai Jing Universe"! Destroy the star chain and nuclear weapons, and China will be the master of Blue Star! Later... He wrestled with the Giant of Light and sparred with the Super Sailor God. I also walked along the cherry blossom path with Rem,
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On the Day of Breaking Off the Engagement, Conquer the Idol Singer with Delicious Food 退婚当天,用美食征服偶像歌手
Lin Fei's engagement was broken off by a wealthy woman he had been in love with for five years, but he unexpectedly gained the gourmet food system. In order to be able to eat his delicious food often, people directly sold out the properties near his shop! Real estate boss on the verge of bankruptcy: "Lin Fei is my great benefactor! I will give him ten villas!" The Eighth Consecutive God of Cookery: "Such delicacies should only be found in heaven. How many times can we taste them in the human wor
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With an Annual Salary of Tens of Millions, Netizens Advised Me to Return to China to Generate Electricity for My Love. 年薪千万,网友劝我回国为爱发电
After Qi Ya offered an annual salary of 80,000 yuan but was rejected by Su Bai, he directly published an appeal in an attempt to block Su Bai from the moral high ground. It was exposed that Su Bai went to work abroad. For a time, a large number of Wei Guangzheng people frantically exposed Su Bai online, calling him a white-eyed wolf and a traitor to the alliance. … At this time, the revival of spiritual energy swept the world, and sea beasts and zombies continued to invade. The world is counting
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Superheroes: Starting from the Wool of Capital 超级英雄:从薅资本羊毛开始
In a parallel world. Xu Feng accidentally awakened the wool gathering system. As long as he gathers the capital's wool, whether he gathers it himself or helps others, he can get rewards! On this day, he was working part-time at "Happy Chicken" and found that the boss actually cut corners and cut off customers' leeks! With a righteous heart, he decisively gave the customer an extra piece of chicken nugget! "Congratulations! The capital wool collection is successful, and the cash reward is 9999999
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After Searching for Ten Years, I Found Out That My Sister-In-Law Is the Invincible in the World. 寻访十年,方知嫂嫂才是人间无敌
After traveling through time, Jiang Yuan searched for famous teachers for several years in order to survive in this troubled world where demons were rampant. Little did he know that my sister-in-law is truly invincible in this world! It really matched that sentence: Looking back suddenly, that person was in a dimly lit place. At the same time, he also awakened the golden finger of the system. By killing enemies, he can become stronger and obtain skills and treasures! Kill third-level monsters an
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Global Strategy: My Talent Has Exceeded the Upper Limit 全球攻略:我的天赋溢出上限了
Tens of billions of people around the world are transported to the "Conquer the Continent". Here, you can only survive by becoming stronger! The maximum level talent is SSS level, but Jiangnan's talent has exceeded the upper limit! He is a master of the game, and he has a group of brothers: A "ghost-backed school beauty", a "think tank master", and a "ghost assassin" have become an invincible strategy team! First boss kill? Mine! Limited props? Mine! Out-of-print costume? Still mine! From now on
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The Zhonglie Family Started with the Exposure of Grandma's Dowry 忠烈家族,从曝光奶奶嫁妆开始
On the day I was admitted to the military academy, my grandma fulfilled her promise and showed me her dowry. It turned out to be a hundred Japanese helmets! Immediately afterwards, honors such as "veteran of hundreds of battles", "first in bravery", "pillar of the country", etc. Were exposed one after another, shocking the entire Internet! Just when Huo Xun was about to leave after reading it, he accidentally discovered more boxes! The first box contained twelve gold medals! The second box conta
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Entertainment: Pick Huang Rong as an Artist at the Beginning 娱乐:开局捡个黄蓉当艺人
Traveling to a parallel world, the start was a bit outrageous. There was actually Huang Rong lying next to her? Zhang Yaowen realized something and started his path to dominate the entertainment industry! Open a company, discover artists, and have four major and four minor celebrities under your wing! ——There is no script for film and television production? It's okay, I'll write it! The martial arts blockbuster "The Condor" received rave reviews as soon as it was released! It is known as the mas
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National Games: Teammates with Three Maids, Shinnosuke Is Having Fun 国运:队友三女仆,新之助玩嗨了
The forbidden land has arrived, and four random people are bound to the national destiny! Li Xin unlocks Nohara Shinnosuke, teammates Rem, Thor, and Sakuya Izayoi! Li Xin was very excited when he saw his three teammates! When he learned that he actually represented Sakura Country? Suddenly I became more excited! "Boss Bai! There is an A-level treasure chest here!" "Brother Zha! Come quickly! The first and last kill of the S-level boss!" "Brother Monkey! I'll help you catch a beautiful person. Us
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The Reborn True Dragon Cub Asks the Country for Help 重生真龙幼崽,找国家讨要编制
My name is Lu Ming, and I have traveled to a world where spiritual energy is revived. Luckily, I turned out to be a real baby dragon! But now I am still too weak, so I decided to ask the country for an establishment! "Hello, I'm a real dragon, and I want to be organized." "Excuse me, can I give you one?" … Some years later. West: Our three-headed dog, the sacred beast that protects the country, was actually eaten in one bite by the Chinese dragon! The King of Forbidden Lands and Alien Beasts: Ch
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Obstetrician and Gynecologist, It Is Reasonable to Calculate Gender When Setting up a Stall, Right? 妇产科医生,摆摊算性别很合理吧
Does the doctor set up a fortune-telling stall? Brother, you are doing a very new part-time job! I went to the hospital for a pregnancy B-ultrasound and wanted to find out from the doctor whether it was a boy or a girl. But he asked me to go to the square opposite to find a fortune teller at night? After waiting for a while, should I call the doctor or the master? I met a coconut seller on the roadside. His techniques were extremely professional. When I inquired about it, he turned out to be a s
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The Filming of the Fairy Sword Crew Exposed My Fairy Sect! 仙剑剧组取景,把我仙门曝光了!
The Fairy Sword crew went outdoors to shoot scenes, and Liu Ershi accidentally discovered a group of ancient buildings on the top of the mountain. Everyone came to the top of the mountain and found that this was actually a magnificent sect. Everything inside subverted everyone's understanding. The white-clothed immortal flying with a sword! A magical weapon that can level mountains and seas with one strike! The elixir that revives dead human flesh and bones! The true dragon that survives the tri
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If You Are Asked to Maintain Health, You Will Open a Traditional Chinese Medicine Shop Selling Milk Tea? 让你去养生,你开中医馆卖奶茶?
"Are you crazy? You agreed to treat me to milk tea and you take me to the Chinese medicine clinic?" Tang Xiaorou pointed at the signboard of the Chinese Medicine Clinic and spoke in disbelief. "Believe me! The milk tea in this Chinese medicine center is delicious!" Tang Xiaorou was forced into a traditional Chinese medicine clinic by her best friend. Next, there was an earthquake in her pupils! There are people selling beef noodles, soup cans, wontons... There are also desserts such as caramel p
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The Examiner Was Reported to Have a Criminal Record, and the Charges Were Common! 考编被举报有案底,罪名通共!
Su Ming was about to go ashore and enter the political review process, but he was reported that his grandfather had been in prison! "My family has a criminal record, but they still want to go ashore?" However, when the investigation results were announced, the entire network was dumbfounded. The files show that Su Ming's grandfather was imprisoned before the founding of the People's Republic of China! The crime is complicity! Netizen 1: "vocal! Internal beta player?" Netizen 2: "This is not a cr
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My Boss Taught Me How to Pick up Girls, and I Picked up His Daughter! 老板教我泡妞,我泡的他女儿!
Su Ming traveled through time and successfully added the girl's WeChat account while fishing. The boss happened to be passing by. Seeing Su Ming's excitement, he asked the reason. Boss: "Why are you so excited?" Su Ming: "Added the WeChat account of the girl I like." Boss: "Oh? Come on, I'll teach you how to ask her out!" With some manipulation from his boss, Su Ming successfully invited the girl out for dinner. Just when the boss was feeling proud, his cell phone rang. It was his daughter calli
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Live Daddy! Let You Fast Before Surgery, Not Eat! 活爹!让你术前禁食,不是进食!
Lu Xingzhou: "Congratulations, the baby in your belly has four arms and four legs. He is very healthy." Pregnant woman pregnant with twins: "This is the first time I've seen it described like this..." Lu Xingzhou: "Are you trading in stocks? Do you think the rise or fall of the stock is exciting?" Heartache patient: "I don't study well, don't lie to me. This is obviously my electrocardiogram..." Lu Xingzhou: "Why did you come just now?" Patient: "Doctor, am I hopeless..." Lu Xingzhou: "No, I'll
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A Yellow Brick Road Suddenly Appears on the Bottom of the Sea, Exposing Ancient Chinese Civilization 海底惊现黄砖路,华夏古文明曝光
Travel to a parallel world and obtain the inheritance of the Seven Saints. On this day, a yellow brick road suddenly appeared on the seabed, which was suspected to be the remains of an ancient civilization that disappeared in the historical faults! Immediately afterwards, a fairy-like old man appeared on the TV. He said: There have been many ancient civilizations in China! Ancient times, ancient times, ancient times, ancient times, ancient times, medieval times... Just when everyone was question
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Entertainment: a Top Star Revealed to Me That He Has an Illegitimate Child 娱乐:顶流明星向我爆料有私生子
A certain star: I have an illegitimate child, but I don't dare to disclose it to my "family" for fear that they won't accept it. A certain star: I made a mistake that all women make. I wanted to divorce him, but I couldn't let go of my daughter. … My name is Yang Zongbao, and I became an emotional radio anchor after traveling through a parallel world. After obtaining the system, the voice changer did not work for me and I was able to know the true identity of the person calling. I figured out al
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Paternity Test, None of the Three Children Are Biological? 亲子鉴定,三个娃没一个亲生的?
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you that none of your three children are your biological children!" Chen Yuan told the person being appraised of this cruel result. The person being appraised collapsed on the spot and felt that the hat on his head was glowing green. "Moreover, one of the children's genes is a hybrid of Xiao Hei's." The person being appraised was so angry that he fainted on the spot, and the horse went abroad! Chen Yuan comforted the man with a sympathetic look. At this moment, a police o
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You Are so Good at Selling Insurance, Why Not Insure an Aircraft Carrier? 卖保险这么牛,去给航母上保险啊
It is said that out of 10 insurances, 5 are scams, 3 are scams, and the remaining 2 are difficult to settle claims. However, Shen Feifei still relied on his integrity and hard work to secure his position as the top brother in the insurance industry. One day, when he was live broadcasting, a large number of black fans suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room: "Since you are so good at selling insurance, why don't you insure the aircraft carrier?" Faced with the antics and provocations of blac
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Comments on Shushan Sect of Immortal Sword, All Holy Lands Have Been Breached 点评仙剑蜀山派,众圣地破防了
Ye Bailing traveled through time and obtained a god-level editing system. The opening clip shows the explosive scene of the Shushan School! Shushan Sect, the model of Immortal Sect! Master and disciple are in harmony, and the sect is united! My heart cares about the common people, even if I die! … The second senior brother in a certain holy land: "Sect unity? Haha! After I kill the senior brother and take away the little junior sister, I will go and meet this Ye Bailing for a while!" A young jun
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Dressed as a Pokémon and Summoned by Serena 穿成精灵宝可梦,被瑟蕾娜召唤了
My name is Song Jie, and I have traveled to an elven world with a city as the background. But why did he become an elf? Fortunately, I awakened the infinite evolution system and was able to evolve into the mythical Nine Tails! And he also turned Serena into his own shit-sweeper! … My name is Serena. After the end of the world war between elves, I was reborn and traveled to a parallel world. But fortunately, this parallel world is similar to my original world. And I discovered that as long as my
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Create a Live Broadcast in Heaven to Warn Chang'e Not to Play Sideways 打造天庭直播,警告嫦娥别玩擦边
Liang Fei travels through the parallel world and awakens to the extraordinary live broadcast system. On the first day, Chang'e was invited to join the live broadcast platform. The next day, Taishang Laojun was invited to join the live broadcast platform. The third day... "Chang'e! You're being naughty again. Pay attention to the scale and don't do those frivolous things!" "Laojun! How many times has your alchemy furnace exploded? Please provide a risk warning not to imitate it!" "Three Eyes, are
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Catch a Thief and You Get First-Class Success? 抓个小偷,你直接一等功了?
Xu Le traveled to a parallel world and became a film policeman. On my first day on the job, I caught a thief and accidentally uncovered 500 kilograms of drugs! Helping the old lady cross the road, I caught a Class A wanted criminal. Attending a relative's wedding, the groom is the leader of a scammer. I walked a police dog and caught two traffickers. Playing a script killing game, two spies were tricked out. After looking at the file, he deduced the suspect's location and went to arrest him. Col
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Baodao: One Sentence: My Name Is Little Angelica, and the Whole Internet Is Crazy About It 宝岛:一句我叫小当归,全网宠疯
Chen Ming challenged a netizen to travel across the country during his live broadcast, and randomly connected with a child from Baodao. Xuanxuan: "Wow! Can I really come to the mainland?" Chen Ming: "Of course you can." "Welcome our little pineapple to come and play in the mainland!" Xuanxuan: "It's not Little Pineapple, Dad said, my name is Little Angelica." Chen Ming: "Ah? Ah!" Netizen: "Oh my god! She said her name is Xiao~Dang~gui~! My dear comrade! Are you going to kill me!" On this day, th
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My Girlfriend Is a Fighting Lolita, Domestic Violence Center Pays Attention to Me 女友是战斗萝莉,家暴中心关注我
After accepting Shen Yunyao's confession, Xu Bozhou discovered that something was wrong. Whose quiet little girl can tear apart a rolling shutter door with her hands? She held down a 200-pound New Year pig with one hand! A big beep bag can stun a crazy ram! Squeezing sugar cane juice with your bare hands is a common practice, and you even save money on a juicer! "Holy shit, a quiet little girl suddenly changed into a fighting lolita?" "I feel like the anchor shouldn't have a rebellious period, r
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Free to Take Photos, 50% to Delete Photos, the School Beauty Has Broken the Defense 拍照免费,删照五十,校花破防了
It was getting harder and harder to earn money. Fearing that Lu Yun would starve to death, his master left him a fortune-telling camera before he died. In order to verify the effect, Lu Yun went to the street to take photos of the young lady for free. "The light is so dim, it looks so dark." Lu Yun: "The light is not dark, it's because you are not very white to begin with." "Why did you make me look so ugly?" Lu Yun: "You look like this, my camera can't lie." "Ah! Are you sick?" Lu Yun: "Don't h
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Night Duty Doctors and Nurses in the Ward Are All Talented People 夜勤医生,病栋里的护士都是人才
Lu Xuan traveled through time and became a night shift doctor, but the nurses who worked with him were a bit unruly. Circumcision patient: "Can you ask this beautiful nurse to stop wearing white silk stockings? I can't stand it. I've had a breakdown several times under her service!" The nurse changed into black stockings the next day. Sperm donation patient: "Is the sperm collection room soundproofed? Can't it be heard from outside?" The nurse smiled slightly, locked the door behind her back, an
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Put a Ticket on a Police Car? Comrade, the Road Is Narrow. 给警车贴罚单?小同志,路走窄了
Liang Hao, who graduated from the police academy, was forced to give way to a related family, so he was excluded by his leadership and was demoted to the position of patrolling traffic police. On my first day on the job, I slapped a ticket on an illegally parked police car. Another car with license plate number Jin A·00002 was towed away. Liang Hao was summoned back to the office that night. Old leader: "I got off the car to visit an old comrade, but when I got back to the car, I got another tic
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Driving an Excavator to Tibet, the Merits of the Excavator Became Holy 开着挖机去西藏,挖机功德成圣了
Travel to Tibet is launched, with celebrities and amateurs paired together. Yang Mi chose Qin Feng, a veteran driver with ten years of driving experience. When the program team asked everyone to choose a means of transportation to Tibet, Qin Feng actually chose an excavator! Boss Yang was so angry that he chose an excavator instead of a nice RV. ! Day1: The excavator rescued a puppy from the mud. Adopt a puppy, and Boss Yang's favorability will be 100. Day2: The excavator solved a pair of spies
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Dating a High-Quality Leftover Girl? Have You Ever Heard That Wangpu Is for Rent? 相亲优质剩女?可曾听闻旺铺招租
After ten thousand blind dates, Huang Jingze showed up to move his grave. In order to help the majority of honest people and receivers avoid detours. So, register for the live broadcast with Benyin: in three minutes, I will help you decipher the subtext of a blind date! The woman's statement: Her emotional experience is pure and she has no formal love history. A straight man is ecstatic, thinking he has bought an unowned new car that has never been resold? Have you ever thought about it, haven't
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Mushroom House: the Person Who Brought Zhonglie Home Was Exposed 蘑菇屋:带忠烈回家的我被曝光
The new season of Mushroom House starts as scheduled. When everyone gathered to head to the filming location, sister Zifeng accidentally bumped into a young man holding a package. A corner of the package was exposed, and inside was an urn. Everyone immediately dispersed as if avoiding snakes and scorpions. The audience also scolded the young people for being immoral and wandering around with an urn for nothing, how unlucky they were. However, when the young man rearranged the package. A medal fe
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Wife Is Pregnant? but I Have Already Been Sterilized! 老婆怀孕了?可我已经结扎了啊!
At Sanmin Hospital, Zhang Ming was sitting in the emergency department as usual. Zhang Ming: "What's wrong with you?" Female patient: "I feel uncomfortable all over, a little tired and a little hot." Zhang Ming nodded and took out the thermometer. Seeing that the female patient was about to put the thermometer into her mouth, he quickly said: "Underarm." The female patient suddenly felt a little puzzled. She still had to check her temperature before taking it? But considering that the other pers
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Are You a New Firefighter and Your Home Is on Fire? 刚入职消防员,自己家着火了?
Zhou Xiao traveled through the parallel world and became a firefighter. On the first day of joining the company, he was pulled in front of the camera to have a firefighting interaction with netizens because of his good looks. Halfway through the interaction, the alarm bell sounded, and Zhou Xiao went to work with the team to put out the fire. On the way to put out the fire, Zhou Xiao felt that the surrounding scenery was becoming more and more familiar. When he came to the burning community and
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A Primary School Student Reports a Crime and Is Rewarded with a Set of Test Papers 小学生举报犯罪,奖励他一套试卷
After a major prostitution case was solved, Xu Le was appointed as a representative to commend several primary school students who provided clues. "We always give the highest recognition and rewards to enthusiastic citizens who report crimes." "So, we will reward these lovely young pioneers with a set of test papers." After finishing speaking, the media reporters were all stunned on the spot, as if something was wrong? Several primary school students wearing big red flowers on their chests also
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I Risk My Life to Practice Medicine, and the Whole Network Is Crying and Begging Me to Rest! 拿命行医,全网哭求我休息!
After the great doctor Lu Yu was reborn, he became a doctoral supervisor at the age of 24 and entered the Chinese Academy of Sciences at the age of 26. As a result, he was diagnosed with cancer and had less than three months to live. Fortunately, after awakening the system, as long as he continues to fight for the medical cause, his life can be extended. This coincided with Lu Yu's original intention, so he happily chose the binding system. He received 200 patients a day and was so tired that he
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