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Netizen: LOL, What Do I Get Out of It? 网友:笑死我对你有什么好处?
After transmigrating, Sun Mingyan joins a reality show and gets a job as a movie theater ticket taker. On his first day at work, he finds a little girl in the theater. He calls her parents: "Hello, I've got your daughter." Parent: "..." Cameraman: "Bro, that sounded really wrong." "No way," Sun Mingyan says, then asks the parent, "You know what I mean, right?" Parent: "..." The movie is about to start, and Sun Mingyan has to go check tickets, so he urges them, "Hurry up, or I'll have to tear up
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Urban: Getting Rich by Making My Treasure Girlfriend Angry 都市:从惹宝藏女友生气开始致富
Girlfriend: "I'm so mad! The male lead in this movie just told the heroine that women slow down the speed at which you draw your sword. Darling, would you be like him?" "One woman might slow me down, but two won't. Add one more and I might even get a critical hit bonus!" "Ding! You received a reward of 880,000!" Girlfriend: "I'm angry!" "I knew you'd get mad. My ex-girlfriend wouldn't have!" "Ding! You received a critical hit x2 reward of 1,760,000!" Girlfriend: "Aaaaah! Then go find her!!!" "Wa
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Tycoon: Getting Scammed in the Promotion Match 神豪:从晋级赛被坑开始
Bai Feng got sabotaged by a jungler who was carrying a girl during his promotion match, and it was a three-girl carry, no less. Furious, he went to a barbecue restaurant for a late-night snack. Nearby, a greasy middle-aged man was also having a late-night snack with three beautiful triplet girls. Bai Feng flew into a rage, beat the man up on the spot, then pointed at the triplets and snapped, "Is this what your parents raised you for, to make this old bastard happy?" After he left, the triplets
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Starting With Everyday Bragging 从日常装逼开始
He's either showing off or on his way to show off. The showboating never ends! Qin Feng: "Actually, I wish I could work hard and strive for success with my own two hands, just like all of you." Ding! You just showed off so obnoxiously that people want to beat you to death! Reward: 2 million yuan. Keep up the good work. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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- Wasteland: From the Start, All I Have Is a Dog 废土:开局一条狗 Wasteland survival rules: One [censored] from the start, one slash for 999 damage; No way to top up. Gear comes from drops. Li Yuan gazes up at the sky and asks, "Da Huang, do you think gods can be killed, too?" As usual, Da Huang leans against him, lowering its head to lick its paw. "Why not try and see?" Li Yuan: "Holy crap! You can talk!?" Da Huang: "Holy crap! I just found out, too!" This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coin 1.2MReads102Flowers0Tickets
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You Turned Me into a Zombie, Now None of You Can Escape 害我变成丧尸,你们一个都跑不掉
Blue Star: Thirty years ago, a failed biological experiment turned everyone in a town into zombies. Then the uncontrollable zombies ** quickly attacked the nearest city, turning countless people into bloodthirsty monsters. But under humanity's overwhelming firepower, the zombie crisis was soon brought under control. An announcement was issued: The zombies had been caused by a virus mutation, and every last one of them had been eliminated. Thirty years later, a young man came back to life in the
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Urban: My Girlfriend Actually Stewed My Call Duck! 都市:女友竟炖了我的柯尔鸭!
When Lu Xingfeng was auditioning for Super Producer, the courier called to say that the Call Duck he'd ordered had arrived. Lu Xingfeng hurriedly called his girlfriend and asked her to accept the delivery. But with his turn onstage coming up, all he could say was, "I ordered a duck. Sign for it, okay? If you don't know how to take care of it, just wait until I get back." When Lu Xingfeng returned, eager to see the Call Duck he'd bought, he found that his girlfriend had already served it for dinn
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Getting Rich by Roasting My Treasure-Level Goofball Girlfriend 从怼宝藏级沙雕女友开始致富
Girlfriend: "Honey, I cut my hand. You should cut yours, too. Then we'll be a couple!" "I'm afraid that if our blood mixes, you'll find out I'm your dad." Girlfriend: "???" --What a comeback! Reward: 100,000 yuan! Girlfriend: "Hey, handsome, can you put me on your household registration?" "What, you want to be my daughter?" Girlfriend: "???" --Brilliant comeback! Reward: 100,000 yuan! Lu Yuan sighs and says, "Baby, honestly, you..." Girlfriend: "It's not like you're an honest person, so why are
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Ghost: I May Not Be Human, but You're the Real Dog 鬼:我虽然不是人,但你是真的狗
Lu Chengfeng never expected that after transmigrating, he would end up in the Underworld, surrounded by ghosts, with him as the only human! However, ghosts need to produce results, and their biggest source of results is causing chaos in the mortal world. Every hundred years, the Underworld sends batches of ghosts into the human realm to "produce results." While all the other "proper ghosts" are trying every which way to wreak havoc among humans, Lu Chengfeng, a human, and his ghost partner can o
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Making People Laugh to Death Wasn't Enough, So You Had to Go After Ghosts Too? 笑死人就算了,你连鬼也不放过?
Lu Chengfeng had an accident while transmigrating and entered the Netherworld as a human. Luckily, after barely surviving for half a month, he finally made it back to the human world! Just as he thought he could soar freely across the skies from then on, a System suddenly appeared! Yin Energy: 1... You have obtained a skill: Lead the Charge! You can twist your own head off and play with it anytime, anywhere. Lu Chengfeng: "..." Humans, horrified: I opened the fridge last night and saw a head ins
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Reborn in 1997: From a Left-Behind Village to the World's Richest Man 重生97:从留守乡村到世界首富
Before he died, Ye Han made a wish: he hoped he could be reborn. But he never imagined he'd return to 1997, when he was still in the countryside and had just turned eight! Ye Han: "They're paying two yuan per jin for crayfish in town, but you can sell them for five yuan a jin in the county seat... Go round up the guys and tell them to catch crayfish today. I'll pay two yuan an hour, and everyone's eating at my place tonight. There's plenty of big bottles of cola." Qin Lang: "Brother Han, Er*
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I Ordered a Housekeeping Robot Online, but the Seller Shipped the Wrong One! 网上购买家政机器人,商家发错了货!
Fang Xiao was looking for a bargain and bought a third-generation home robot online. To her dismay, the unscrupulous seller sent her a "leaky piece of **junk!" Furious, Fang Xiao went to the courier station to send the "**junk" back to the seller. She ran straight into a middle-aged man hurrying by. The two collided and tumbled to the ground, and the boxes they were carrying fell open, revealing their contents. The old man froze, staring at the "leaky piece of **junk!" that had fallen from Fang
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The Age of the Gods: From Little Boss to Great Villain 神祗时代:从小boss到大反派
When Sun Lei transmigrates to an era where anyone can become a god, he unexpectedly finds himself a wild boss. All he can do is lead a horde of undead and wait for those demigod academies to come farm him for experience. He can't gain faith, establish a domain, or upgrade his divinity… Fortunately, he successfully activates the System: Villain Boss Development System. Sun Lei: "Damn it, what kind of proper villain farms? Just take what you want!" "Calamity Legion, attack!" After Sun Lei fin
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Horror Survival: Starting with Sign-In! 恐怖求生:从签到开始!
When everyone transmigrates to a world overrun by terror, your only goal is to survive! Mindless zombies, hopping jiangshi, shrieking evil spirits, bloodthirsty ghosts, and monsters no one has ever seen before. Gather supplies, slay ghosts and monsters, collect materials, craft equipment, and enhance your stats. Ding! Today's sign-in reward: Engine +1. Ding! Today's sign-in reward: S-rank deck. Ding! Today's sign-in reward: Orange blueprint: Turbine Engine. "Good grief, I just finished combining
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I Went to Mars for a Blind Date, and When I Turned Around, Earth Had Been Taken Over? 火星相个亲,一转头地球被人偷家了?
In 2222, Earth's resources are depleted, and humanity begins venturing into the outer star systems. Mars becomes the first interstellar jump point, known as Transit Station One. Humanity's migration takes place once every ten years. During the intervening period, the transit station serves as a tourist attraction open to visitors. Fang Xiao, who has transmigrated here, is invited to Mars Transit Station One for a blind date. What he never expected was... Before the date is even over, Earth's bee
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Global Mukbang: The Right Way to Make Red-Braised Lion's Head Meatballs 全球吃播:红烧狮子头的正确做法
After transmigrating here, Duan Heng becomes the head chef in his school cafeteria. To earn Shock Points, he decisively signs up for the "Global Mukbang" show. The whole world is shocked!!! Duan Heng: "Today's goal is to devour a hungry crocodile!" The viewers laugh: "Hey, hungry guy, have a Snickers..." The next second, the viewers lose their minds: "Holy crap! That's a six-meter crocodile! What are you doing!?" Duan Heng: "Today we're on the African savanna, making braised lion's head meatball
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I Just Bought a Hotel, and It Got Shut Down! 刚买下酒店,就被查封了!
Lin Mo returns to China and buys a hotel. He gathers the employees, ready to fire them all at once, but unexpectedly, someone reports him and the hotel is shut down on the spot! Su Ruoxue: "You're so young, yet you don't know how to behave? You actually called over more than thirty women!?" Lin Mo: "I told you, I'm not here to fool around!" Su Ruoxue: "Oh? If you're not here to fool around, then what are you here for?" Bystander: "He... he's really not here to fool around. He's the owner!" Su Ru
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Age of Lords: Starting with Building a Restaurant! 领主时代:从建造餐厅开始!
In the magical age of the Middle Ages, everyone receives their own territory and builds their own domain! -- Ding! You have successfully recruited a witch as a restaurant employee! -- Ding! You have successfully recruited a holy knight as a church employee! -- Ding! You have successfully recruited a mage as a schoolteacher! -- Ding! You have successfully recruited a 'dragon knight' to lead a 'magitech fighter squadron'! Other lords on Earth: "I'm reporting him! That guy is definitely using cheat
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Don't Panic After Digging Up a Goddess, Just Do as She Says and Spend the Night Together 挖出女神不要慌,照她说的先洞房
The era of spiritual qi revival. Unable to cultivate, Bai Feng dug up his rival's ancestral grave in a fit of rage. Who could have guessed that one shovel would unearth a female ancestor who claimed to have lived for a hundred thousand years? The first thing she said to Bai Feng was, "Senior Brother, I finally found you! I don't care, this time we are getting married before anything else!" The Holy Maiden of the Divine Realm glared at him. "Would marrying me be such a hardship?" Qingcheng said,
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