Getting Rich by Roasting My Treasure-Level Goofball Girlfriend

Girlfriend: "Honey, I cut my hand. You should cut yours, too. Then we'll be a couple!"

"I'm afraid that if our blood mixes, you'll find out I'm your dad."

Girlfriend: "???"

--What a comeback! Reward: 100,000 yuan!

Girlfriend: "Hey, handsome, can you put me on your household registration?"

"What, you want to be my daughter?"

Girlfriend: "???"

--Brilliant comeback! Reward: 100,000 yuan!

Lu Yuan sighs and says, "Baby, honestly, you..."

Girlfriend: "It's not like you're an honest person, so why are you being honest?"

Lu Yuan: "???"

--A brilliant counter-comeback! Critical-hit reward: 200,000 yuan!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.